Something about this story doesn’t smell right. I mean, Lochte is no whiz kid, but how is “they were asked to use the bathroom” where this story starts? Something pissed off either the gas station or the swimmers before that. And then why leak the robbery story? Did someone text them “ur in trouble” and they did that…

THAT SHITHOLE OF A COUNTRY IS HARRASSING AMERICAN HEROES - everyone here yesterday

A bronzed god with silver hair issues forth a golden shower.

“God, it’s like R. Kelly Appreciation Day all over again.”

And now police say the other teammates confessed the story was fabricated. I just don’t understand. How did this happen? So many stars given out yesterday over the commentariat CONVINCED this was just a corrupt force trying to cover their asses! I trusted them!

[2026, a high school auditorium full of bored kids]

Not the idiot we want, but the idiot we deserve.

Now we now why the damn pool turned green

Well, Lochte might not be a good representative of America, but at least he’s an accurate one.

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failed to hand the baton to English Gardner.’

Holy shit. IOC spokesman is really angling for a new job as Sports Information Director for an SEC school.

De Grasse is an upstart who Bolt seems to have taken under his wing. De Grasse has basically come out of nowhere. His first running race ever was in May 2012 and he ran a sub-11 100 in borrowed spikes, basketball shorts, and a standing start.

It is kind of an Older Brother - Younger Brother dynamic. Bolt sees De Grasse as leader of the new younger batch of sprinters, someone to carry the torch and be the next great sprinter.

Still the second least embarrassing Degrassi reference for Candians

You’re right. They should put her in a burka.

It’s almost like people put up with it and reinforce the behavior by still treating them like gods no matter how big of a jerk they act like.

It always amazes me how college football coaches feel like they can act like such imperious assholes just based on the insane amount of money they make, the power they’re given by their employers and the coverage they get in the media.

Why put anyone in a position to answer a question like that.