*cums*

They might have hard turf in North Dakota, but there’s a shortage of insanely fast, aggressive black dudes up there.

“Nothing a new D battery can’t fix.” -Phillies fans

What a coward.

Everyone is gay in fanfiction.

To be fair, pretty much every piece of fan made Overwatch content has made the characters gay (with the exception of Reaper and maybe ‘dad’ 76). I’m not entirely sure why.

Ì guess he is gay too ?

Honest question. What is up with overwatch fans (and half the Internet) making every character have a gay romance?

Now she can spend more time beating the shit out of her family.

As a Canadian who is still bitter about what happens 4 years ago: AHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

the USWNT has been kicked out of a major international tournament before the semifinal stage

Well you can’t vote for cartoon characters, thank god.

Many people are saying Donald Trump funds NAMBLA. Smart people, the best people, are saying Donald Trump funds NAMBLA. I myself do not know if Donald Trump funds NAMBLA, but I would very much like for there to be research into Donald Trump funding NAMBLA, if indeed Donald Trump funds NAMBLA.

I’d rather vote Zapp than Trump.

I believe you misunderstood my comment (or, possibly, didn’t read it?). I was saying that this entire line of criticism against the film seems unfounded, based on the director’s previous work. I don’t understand how you took that to be an implied criticism of Mr Damon?

Thanks for that whitesplaining. I’ll copy your comment and email it to the Chinese director and primarily Chinese cast. They’ll be grateful that you saved them from their internalized racism.

Oh sorry, wasn’t aware you had access to the script and know Matt Damon’s role so well. So lucky for us that you posted all your links to your information sources. Or maybe according to the director, Matt is one of several heroes and the story is about their collective journey. Wtf am I thinking listening to the…

Where did you get the advance copy of the film, or are just making a lot of assumptioms?

“Why would there be confusion if he spoke English? Joining us in in studio to discuss is Emmitt Smith.”

I’ve personally dealt with this dealership on a few occasions, it doesn’t seem too far-fetched.