I like Nick and I wish him well in reacquiring his intellectual property— also big ups for earning the degree at Howard— but he was better off talking about sports or sharing vegetarian recipes. As far as what was “discussed”: (sigh). There are plenty of books whose contents are wholly ruinous in their content. “The…

Re: all of the above - Uniqlo has a ‘Heattech’ line of products that I’m in love with as a Canadian trying to look good all winter. The black Heattech leggings in “Extra Warm” are indeed as advertised, pack super tiny, and are 100% worth being somewhat more expensive than other simple leggings (like ~$20 CDN). There’s…

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

The Astros have a losing record overall for the 2010s, and as of now have as many titles and pennants this decade as the Royals.

Yeah, but could he eat 50 eggs in an hour?

Under optimal conditions, our goal is to see if we can get this person out of bed in under two hours, to see if it’s even humanly possible.

LOLOLOLOL

This kind of shit just makes me think of when the smoking ban in bars went into effect. Suddenly, a lot of us smokers were forced to go outside on the patio and interact with other smokers we weren’t normally friends with or were really just bar friends. So I found myself surrounded by some right wingers from time to…

Me II

You can use data and science. I’m going to use my illusion.

When a tweet comes out wrong

With puns like that I imagine you’ll be having Saxon o time.

How could it possibly have information from before the company was even founded?

TFS - Who’s My Eugene?

I don’t believe one single word of what you typed there, including “a,” “an,” and “the.”

You could just say, pickup random piece of trash with your hands. Like a capri sun left by some little shit. They tend to be self contained and you could easily throw it in the proper bin wherever you happen to be headed. No one is asking you to take a 10 garbage bags and clean a 10 block perimeter. If it’s too gross…

Be a good person. The bar is set really fucking low.

Oh my god, don’t.

He was talking about Family Circus. You seem like more of a Zits reader though