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the laugh is absolutely on brand for him.

Holy shit. No. Two bachelor’s degrees do not in any way compare to being first black president of the Harvard Law Review.

It worked for me on the first clove. On the second one I cut myself. And on the third one too.

It’s a terrible name, but unless he named himself it’s not something you can hold against him

No job prepares one for being POTUS. None.

Yes, the specific responsibilities of a president are analogous to a mayor because they are both executives, but so is the manager of Hardee’s. I really hope I don’t have to explain that it’s the relative likelihood that a candidate will have a mastery of national and international issues that makes a US Senator a…

It’s definitely more than 17%.

It doesn’t, no. Barack Obama in 2007 was a US Senator, not mayor of some rust belt town. He edited the Harvard Law Review, he didn’t just have a couple bachelor’s degrees (who gets multiple BAs by the way?). His big policy idea was ending the war in Iraq. Is this all ancient history already?

Clinton was a governor of a U.S. state for over a decade. Obama was a sitting U.S. Senator and also taught constitutional law at a prestigious university. That experience is not only objectively relevant to serving as president but also tracked with the resumes of prior presidents. For someone who had never served as…

AOC isn’t running for president you mildewed jizzglob

Obama was white?

“Uh....” I’m not running for president, and in a rational universe our current president wouldn’t be running either, what’s your point

It’s not his resume that makes me dislike him, it’s the gall of thinking that resume is adequate preparation for the presidency. You’ll notice my original post does not compare his record unfavorably to the current occupant of that office. They are both experientially unqualified for the job; one happens to be morally…

Thanks, that’s why I said “for a politician”

I dislike him for the same reason I dislike Beto O’Rourke. He’s just some dude with no qualifications, no notable successes, and no big policy idea, just like, I’m young white and goodlooking for a politician, I could be president, right?

I’m sure he will never refer to them as his harem

Regions of the United States, ranked:

Matt Damon belongs on this list. Matt Damon belongs at the top of this list.

Con Air is not beside the point! Con Air stands as the ultimate in cinematic achievement.