This post gets its own wing in the Ridiculous Bullshit Hall of Fame. It’s all four heads on the Dumb Nonsense Mount Rushmore.

What are you hiding in your helmet?

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“I said I was an expert because I knew they were phony subjects, and that’s the only thing you need to know to rate yourself an expert in those areas.”

Were they found in pillowy mounds?

Cursive is bullshit, sorry.

This column exists to trick dumb men into going broke buying hideous clothing

This column exists to trick dumb men into going broke buying hideous clothing

Uh.

More arrogance: You think any objection to this ridiculous thank-you requirement must be sour grapes. I’ve done quite well for myself, thanks.

Whatever works to get kids to stop watching this horrible and very stupid show. Peppa is banned in our house now.

Is there a reason you don’t explain what NXIVM is/was in your articles about it? I looked it up, but usually wouldn’t you give a couple of words about what sort of organization this was for the benefit of the uninitiated?

Everything in this original post is meant to give the impression that it was, in fact, yours to make, and you made it based on a thank you note.

Because I’ve already researched your company, tailored my resume accordingly, written a cover letter, and applied. Then, when the hiring manager contacted me, they may have required an additional writing sample and references, and only then deigned to interview me, at which point I have to buy an outfit, arrange…

Elder - Staving Off Truth

♫ It’s a rare condition in this day and age

All other things are never equal between applicants, so either the note-writer would have gotten the gig anyway, or you’re letting flattery tip the scale in favor of someone who may not be the best prospect. That you see nothing wrong with awarding points to the candidates who prostrate themselves before you says…

I refuse to accept that.

Do not establish a relationship with an employer on the basis of you, the worker, paying your boss for anything.

The one who made you feel like Big Powerful Man. Seems like a solid basis for personnel decisions. I hope note-sender gets caught submitting fraudulent expense reports.