Nah dude. If I’m your dream candidate and you would have hired me but for lack of a thank you note, I don’t want to work for you or your company. Probably means insufficient asskissing is penalized as a matter of course.

Bayer Leverkusen .... RB Leipzig

Let me know if you drop $160 to look like an aquarium from Scarface

Let me know if you drop $160 to look like an aquarium from Scarface

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My grindgore band Pustulent Faeces opened for Pope Thrower and Deicide Huxtable back in ‘07

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I sacrificed Truman Peyote on the altar of Storm Duck. I have no regrets.

This is what I love about March Madness! Anything can happen when you’ve got millions of semi-licit dollars riding on unpaid labor! NCAA basketball baby!

They molested all those kids.

$22 an hour? I made $20 an hour as an MLBAM editor ... in 2005. I saw the beginnings of the toxic corporate culture while I was there; it was a room full of picked-on nerds excited at the opportunity to be the bully. I thought I’d found my dream job when they hired me, and it was a lot of fun except for the people,…

@ me next time

I once had a roommate who cooked his hot dogs by boiling *and* frying them. He would put them in a pot of water, then let ALL the water boil off, so the hot dogs would then fry in the now-dry pot.

The DCCC is characterizing this as a move to protect the Democrats’ majority in the House, but it can also act as a preventative measure against prospective candidates making moves to unseat more moderate Democrats.

We also would have accepted “shithoused” and “shitassed”

I’m not sure it’s helpful from either a political or public health standpoint to so blithely dismiss the concerns of people who invoke, say, Tuskegee, or any number of other unethical human experiments that have been conducted and/or funded by the U.S. government over the years. Put it this way, if you’re a mother in…

He doesn’t want to have his ass kicked by John Cornyn, who, notably, is not Ted Cruz.

Who is ‘we’? Where is ‘here’?

Or you could not. But it’s up to you.

Have you been playing bridge this whole time?

In-N-Out is overhyped but adequate. Whataburger is slightly irregular store brand dog food.

In-N-Out is overhyped but adequate. Whataburger is slightly irregular store brand dog food.