Moving is actually a really good opportunity to assess with clear eyes which books you want to keep with you and which you realistically will never read, or never read again.

A federal judge rejected this argument today:

Sounds like you’ve got Troop Fatigue

Given the current declared options I’d probably vote for Warren but I really appreciate how Gillibrand stuck to her guns and forced that fuckwad Al Franken out even though the big party donors and the Clinton machine (but I repeat myself) promised to sandbag her national ambitions. And I believe in my heart it pushed…

Stop trying to make ‘hockey’ a thing

Like Roseanne, without the success or the talent.

1. Bananas

Thank you?

Acceptable pizza toppings:

Look at this weak little bitch who can’t handle listening to Slayer for the length of a college basketball game

“Loud noises are worse than physical violence” - aptly-named internet commenter

Uh, sure, you can be annoyed by it, but that it’s rising to the level of official intervention is fucking sexist, and you, “as a super liberal feminist” (you can always tell authentic super liberal feminists when they positively identify themselves right before they shit on a woman) should be able to recognize the…

Is that right to freedom from sonic disturbance on the back of the ticket, or is it just some shit you made up just now. I’m asking even though I know the answer

Yes? She’s not hurting anyone or threatening anyone. She’s being annoying in about the most benign way possible. And drunken dickhead isn’t gonna get kicked out until he takes a swing at someone, if then. So your ‘proposal’ is disingenuous dogshit. Suck it up and deal with the loud girl.

I’m sure you didn’t set out to prove my point, but thanks all the same

I hope every ICE and CBP employee gets foreclosed/evicted and thrown out on the street. We know who they voted for.

Every venue that has ever hosted a live sporting event is filled with drunken, profane, loudly belligerent men, but here we have a woman who’s distinguished herself cheering the actual game action singled out and silenced.

Their early work is briefly thrilling, but mostly meandering and self-indulgent. Their latest release is a definitive statement: They suck, and it’s not just a clever name.      

There are ways of sharing images directly with people who you know are interested in seeing them and have a right to do. Text. E-mail. Print them out and put them in an envelope.

It’s not what it sounds like.