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THESE THINGS LOOK SO DUMB

THESE THINGS LOOK SO DUMB

DON’T PUT A WALLET ON YOUR PHONE

DON’T PUT A WALLET ON YOUR PHONE

Maybe this is the answer. The next national champion of one of the big four sports should accept the invite to the White House. Then one team member call Trump out in person, loudly and angrily with the cameras rolling. So everyone can watch him stammer, flop-sweat, fold and retreat.

giving the government a zero interest loan

Inappropriate for Thurman Munson Eve.

He’s just trying to short baseball and make a huge bet on it.

The President of the United States once grinned and nodded as another grown man called his daughter a “piece of ass” to his face.

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> There’s a reason people like Shake Shack

Blink-182 featuring Morrissey

This gives me an idea. Establishing mandatory minimum sentences of 882 years of listening to Drake would be an effective deterrent against almost all crime

All of his work is puerile garbage.

They shouldn’t be allowed to eat.

I used to drive from Brooklyn to Knoxville once a month. I could definitely do that drive from memory. And 40 is pretty straight and flat all the way to the Mojave so I’m thinking I could probably get from New York City to California with no signs.

If you put a slice of pizza in the oven at the moment you preheat it, it will be perfect at the moment the oven beeps to let you know it’s hit 350°.

How could you forget 1/8?

Involuntary eye-rolling is a symptom of geriatric syndrome.