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Jesus Walks, Tebow Trots

Black metal sucks even if you’re not wearing greasepaint and studded leather when you play it.

For meat sauces, cinnamon. Just the tiniest bit.

Nothing will ever, ever top “vibrating bologna loaf.”

Rebuttal: This clip proves that even with replay, there is no guarantee they’d have gotten either of those calls right.

Replay is bad. Stop it.

I was jealous of you for like a second, and then I remembered there’s a 91% chance you’ll die in either a wildfire or mudslide by year’s end.

Trump got cucked.

I guess all this TV is for single, childless people, or I guess childful neglectful people? We (half-)watch exactly three things in our house: Jeopardy!, Highly Questionable, and House Hunters. We don’t have the energy or attention to devote to anything more intense than that. Otherwise it’s an alternating loop Moana…

Whoa there slugger. You sound like a prime candidate to test drive a facebook cancellation. Look how mad you are that someone has a different point of view.

I agree with your assessment and your editorial. I happen to have been shouted at by Democrats about my support for pressuring Franken out. Something something due process as though being publicly forsworn by your erstwhile political allies is akin to being thrown in jail without a trial.

I put 25% of my deployment income into my TSP. I was a dumb Army E-4 who didn’t know nothing about nothing but I didn’t have a family, mortgage, or a car note back home so my salary was pure profit. Some of my buddies tried to get me into dumb shit like playing penny stocks while I was over there. I only spent a…

Whack the part of the lid that meets the lip of the jar with the back of the blade of a butter knife four times - north, south, east, and west. It should twist right off.

Other Democrats are still howling for Gillibrand’s head over Franken. Not me, she gets all the credit in the world from me for it, especially since it probably destroyed any presidential aspirations she might have had. She made sexual assault and harassment her signature issue on the Armed Services Committee and she…

The encyclopedia. Try looking under C.

No, just delete it. You will notice a significant quality of life boost almost immediately. Your interactions with the people you care about will be less frequent but more enjoyable. You will argue less with people you don’t know. You will feel less compulsion to check your devices every couple of minutes. You will…

“It also just plain ol’ alienates the rest of your party if you actively oppose an incumbent of the party.”

Actually, if promoting abstinence is your goal, the Palin brood make excellent cautionary examples.