But talking about it makes us no better than Trump talking about how ugly he thinks Hillary is.

Anchovies are wonderful, they’re the kind of thing that makes salad worth eating. You can dunk your carrot sticks in your tiny cup of Hidden Valley ranch and maybe when you’re all grown up you can dip your toe in the deep end where all the delicious, complex things are.

He’s a little bit puzzling. You might say he’s a Level B Enigma.

Christmas Eve, 1996 - My parents sat and read the lyrics to my copy of Marilyn Manson’s Antichrist Superstar. They confiscated that along with my Nine Inch Nails records and also Rage Against the Machine because they thought the band’s name was Evil Empire. We weren’t even Christian, we were Jewish! But my folks laid…

Believe, Mang

A Toilet Called America: The Donald Trump Story

Not salsa. Salsa on sandwich bread sounds gross texturally. For the effect you’re going for, use this:

You are a monster.

Per statute, I will be paid when government funding is available, this is not in question. Restoring back pay to furloughed employees requires a separate act of Congress, but historically this has been done.

‘Essential’ federal employee here. I’ll be at work tomorrow and have no idea when I’ll be paid for that work. But at least there’s no risk I’ll be deported. I’m proud of the Democrats for standing firm and not accepting any deal without guarantees for the Dreamers.

Uh, if this passes, they got a deal that includes the DREAM Act. Something they weren’t able to get for eight years of a Democratic administration, during the first two of which they controlled both houses of Congress.

It’s always the ones you least suspect.

If the only thing you’re good at is failing, embrace that.

Shut up.

Anus In The Outfield

Yeah! Grr! Who do they think they are, taking the high road and then campaigning on the fact that they did that?

Why is the GOP relying on The Failing New York Times and Lying CNN to defend Donald Trump from the revelations in Michael Wolff’s book? Sad!

Witness Christian love in action.