Jews batted .159 off him for his career.

She voted for other women getting grabbed by the pussy!

The WWE was started by the CIA to turn white children into drooling idiots, same way they pushed crack into black neighborhoods.

DON’T DO IT IT’S A TRAP

DON’T DO IT IT’S A TRAP

If an event has legal status as a holiday, it doesn’t matter at all who ‘considers’ it as such. Next time read, don’t just skim.

In all fairness, that’s probably how Santa’s North Pole would be in real life as well.

Christmas is legally designated as a public holiday by every single country in the western hemisphere, as well as all of Europe and Oceania and most of Africa. The fact that a given individual does not participate in the rites and observances of a holiday does not make it not a holiday. If, on a particular day in your…

Jemele Hill didn’t do anything wrong, but at least there was the thinnest excuse of ‘sports journalist does politics and becomes distraction’ (nevermind that the President of the United States made himself a sports issue by @-ing athletes), which gave them cover to punish her and appease the Trumpist cementheads who…

I’m going to pretend this article is about somebody else so this funny picture I found on the internet is relevant.

You shut your mouth! Baobab trees are wonderful!

I don’t care about fires. I’m super stoked about ruining people’s days for buying shit with unnecessary electronics in it.

The only royal protocol that ever applies is they all deserve a turn here:

Daaaaaamn.

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Given that the Braves’ GM was just banned for life for international signing fuckery, I think people will be avoiding anything that even looks like collusion for awhile.

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It’s not really a selfless act if your express motivation is to make your own self feel better. Is there an antonym for “selfless”? If there is, that would be a much more appropriate word for it.