His spirit remains there spreading tweets through the Dark Web, unable to assume human form. Meanwhile, Rudi Giuliani roams the subway tunnels, talking to himself and a 9k gold-plated ring…

...good.

I hear wounds from a Morgul blade never really heal.

I hope he strains so hard while taking a huge dump that he pops an aneurysm in his head and dies on the toilet and is found by Melania and she begins whooping with joy and then has to pretend to sob when the Secret Service come running, but they’re like, “Girl, WE FEEL YOU!” and they all hug with joy and then put on…

“This was the largest audience at a convention, period”

And as I can remember for Obama’s first inauguration, it was fucking cold out! It is rather temperate today. Michelle had short sleeves on earlier.

Schadenfreude is almost definitely literally the only thing keeping me from crying right now. I look forward to all of the buyer’s remorse we are about to see. I don’t think they realize that sticking it to the left is going to mean they’re fucking themselves over at the same time.

Kelly Anne Conway thought it was a good idea to leave the house this morning dressed like a nutcracker, why the fuck would I take any of her advice?

And all of the speech

If you get drunk on Busch Light, eat a KFC Double-Down and listen to Toby Keith, when you throw up, that is what comes out.

I can tell you my hate for Trump will still be strong

I can see you

In older models (particularly the 1947 Deluxe Gas Princess) it can be used as a foot soaking tub. Since, as a woman, you’d be spending most of your time in front of it.

Gabe should run for President. Seems right up his alley considering the terms stop at 2.

I might have answered before, but yes it is.

And the overwhelming majority of American citizens don’t know or care about any of this. That’s the worst part.