How did the one with Faheys game case permanently glued to the ceiling not win? I remember that post where he explained how he sprayed a spider with craft glue to kill it and finished off with the game case. Its been two years since then I wonder if that case is still up there with spider guts on the back.

♫♪ The Phantom of the Op-Ed is here, inside your mind... ♫♪

What? Over? Did you say “over”? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

In the deleted tweet: did he just admit he met with the Russians? Because it sounds like he just said “it’s okay for Hillary to get the dossier, but it’s bad for the Trump campaign to meet with the Russians!?”

Hope Rides Alone With Her Dad

It doesn’t hurt, okay. It doesn’t hurt.

Less well known is the paradox of tolerance: Unlimited tolerance must lead to the disappearance of tolerance. If we extend unlimited tolerance even to those who are intolerant, if we are not prepared to defend a tolerant society against the onslaught of the intolerant, then the tolerant will be destroyed, and…

This is the choad who constantly touts the fact he won a Bronze Star while he was in the service in Iraq. He even has it in a framed box in the background of one his campaign commercials.

*looks at fascism checklist*

Hold my beer.

Separated at birth?

I’m seeing Quark from Deep Space 9.

She also knows that when this train pulls into the station, she’s going right back to anonymously demanding to talk to someone’s manager and sending her burger back because it had a bit too much char on one side.

We are farmers, bum ba dum bum bum bum bum

At Farmers, we seen everything so we know how to cover almost everything, even McTrashy Art.  And we covered it, April 4, 2018.  Talk to Farmers, we know a thing or two because we’ve seen a thing or two.

You forgot the second-most-important piece of that puzzle after “keep them uneducated”: