Counter-counter point: He failed as a presidential candidate but may still do good in the Senate.

Jeff Sessions: Too racist for 1986. Just racist enough in 2017.

in other news, My Mother asked me what a Golden Shower was.

Late to the punch, but:

Yo, it rocks socks.

I find the Hardees commercials repulsive rather than sexually exciting. The woman is attractive, but she unhinges her jaw to devour this leviathan of a burger, as if reptilian. Rancid grease and mayo squirt out of the sides, befouling the immediate area and her person. I hope Trump and all of his nominees are…

Don’t forget - if your best defense of your speech is that it’s not literally illegal to say it, you probably should STFU.

If these people... tell this story... to their children as they sleep...

““Having discussed that issue at some length, that does not sound like something I said or intended to say,” Sessions replied.”

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Looks more like Tales of No Braseria...

he probably does think that the women’s march is for him.

same. i had taken off that day to attend the real inauguration and decided to keep my day off. so, i’ve already planned a nice long hike with my dogs so scout out possible caves we can dwell in. i’m avoiding all coverage.

The logical follow-up is that it’s usually Ted Cruz’s dad.

Triple is my max. I have no other fuckable orifices.

This literally goes through my head every time I watch Wheel of Fortune. Thank you for this.

I’m not ready for this to end.

You’re going to get a lot of snide responses but...

Dun da dada dun da dada dun dah dada dada dun woooooooo weeeeeee oooooooohhhhhh oooooooooo!