“The video doesn’t corroborate our story, but trust us, it’s our story that’s right and not the video. Because video, much like science and the female orgasm, is a just a bunch of lies.”

For anyone who holds some bizarre ideas that Donald Trump could somehow have a better plan or record of achievement when it comes to women’s rights and child care, here is a synopsis of what Hillary Clinton has actually done on these fronts:

Fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak Pokemon stronger.

Related/Unrelated. Has anyone seen the little wall erected around Trump’s Hollywood Star?

No, that’s fine. Let’s just remix and rearrange the first two Kingdom Hearts songs 2,000 more times.

I’m going to let fellow user Tally take this one:

Off-topic, but I’m pretty sure that knife was literally stolen from a Power Ranger.

I can’t wait until they plop this “fan-friendly” stadium in some God-forsaken Maryland suburb that’s even more difficult to access than Landover.

This will be a tough challenge, citizen. On one robotic hand, people watched her streams because of the sex appeal she has, the main selling point of watching her streams, much like people enjoyed watching me get blown to pieces by small arms fire.

Rit’s Rover Rine Rousand Raggy!

If you’re having sales problems I feel bad for you son, I’got 99 consoles but my choice ain’t One.

It’s all lies.

Lyra was at the top of our list, as one of our favorite book series...told some friends and BAM. That’s their kids name now.

I would have thought Colonel Sanders would be a breast man.

I don’t normally comment, but I have some knowledge that applies here. I’m replying to Joe because I really don’t want to reply to the trolls.

I’m a special education coach in a very large urban school district, formerly a special education teacher. Part of my job is to help schools support positive behavior for all…