You watch your ass.

“So, your table stopped me and asked what kind of fish they had was because they thought you were lying to them; I told them it was cod and they asked why we didn’t have real fish.”

She proceeds to explain to him that only a hamburger contains meat, and that a cheeseburger is vegetarian. She says she knows this because she has been to McDonald’s in London literally *hundreds* of times in the last few years, and that a cheeseburger is always vegetarian when she orders one!

The Reuben one reminded me of a story Terry Pratchett told. He said that one jet-lagged evening he accidently asked for Three Mile Island dressing for his salad. The waitress didn’t say a word, just brought him Thousand Island dressing and a bottle of hot sauce.

“The time has come for you to join the fray...Warrior of Darkness.”

Yea, I’ve always found the opposite to be true; by being a really chill, nice tipping, regular I’ve gotten comped food, free coupons, etc.

“now pay close attention, I’m going to show you how to copyright infringe a God!”

Aurora Borealis, at this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely in your kitchen?!

They go great with the aurora borealis that has localized itself in my kitchen.

I'm a Utica man and I've *never* heard of these...

It could have been worse, Andrew. The customer could have asked for some steamed hams, which as we all know, are an Albany culinary delight.

A one time donation of $180K will elevate you to Premium but I'm afraid the rest of the levels require not only large sums of money but also a purity of spirit that only comes with the selflessness of providing house cleaning, laundry, chauffeur, and various other menial labor services as well as on demand…

Ive got family in Nurn. Nice place

It appeared once, threw a rose at one of the workers making the lingerie, then sodded off.

I believe you should research the terms "monopoly", and "oligopoly", and thing about what effects they can have on pizza toppings.