Which Chipotle are you going to where they stuff the burritos to maximum capacity still? All my local Chipotles have seriously cut back on the amount of food they give you. I remember many occasions where the person wrapping the burrito completely blew it out because it was so overstuffed, and even the bowls were…

Yeah, no one sane wants this turd sandwich when Trump’s done with it.

If I were Oprah, I’d run in 2020 out of spite.

The last Jester who would be God succeeded in destroying the world. Let’s hope it doesn’t quite play out the same way this time.

My solution is to not sit here and stockpile weapons for an event that either 1: won’t happen or 2: if does happen, I have absolutely no ability to stop from happening.

Re: the fake “this is me” photo. I haven’t seen that level of stupid since that Duggar asshole’s online cheating account was found. Good shit.

If you think an AR-15 is going to save you from a drone operated missile strike, you’re part of the problem. Any and all “well-armed militias” have been completely outgunned for decades. If this country tomorrow turned into a warzone with tanks in the streets, fighter jets and drones in the air, napalm and bunker…

If Trump weren’t so busy trying to discredit the FBI and other intelligence agencies, do you think the FBI would have admitted they fucked up which completely flies in the face of Trump’s claims that people need to “report better”? Trump can scream that all he wants now, but people will forever be able to say “He was…

So because some people are inclined to become mass shooters, we should do something about violent video games? How about because some people are inclined to become mass shooters, we do something about access to guns?

... leaving for Florida today to meet golf with some of the bravest people on earth.

I’ve always said that this movie was a terrible Mario Bros movie, but a pretty decent sci-fi garbage B-movie. Pop it in and just enjoy the ride and pretend there isn’t an entire franchise built around a pair of Italian plumbers saving princesses.

^ This times infinity +1.

Does....Does Sessions know the shooter was white? Because it sounds like he doesn’t...

I thought of the whole sexualization of minors, but didn’t want to get into it because it’s whole extra issue in and of itself. It happens a lot, and it’s happening to younger and younger children. But then the country has issues with LGBTQ and the kink community or, like you said, something so mundane as…

“Guns don’t kill people, people kill people. So lets keep guns out of peoples’ hands so its less easy for them to kill other people.”

Violence is celebrated and fetishized, whereas any semblance of sexuality that deviates from the norm* (*what religious nuts feel is the norm) is demonized. It’s absolutely disgusting that a person can’t be who they are or perform their choice of consensual activities without being shunned and made to look like a…

I wish someone would throw a shoe at this asshole. He may have dodged the draft just like Bush did, but I doubt his fat ass can dodge a shoe.

I can only assume you mean Hannity’s next bowel movement? Literal or figurative, whichever applies.

My guess: There was more to the story than what she said and on top of all the other shit that came out about Trump they didn’t want to risk upsetting the religious voters. Little did they know at the time, Trump really could walk out onto the street and shoot someone dead without losing a single voter. They could…

I kind of want to make a burnt orange/burnt sienna/bad tan job joke, but then I remembered that he already has a bad tan job and then it’s not funny anymore.