Good lord, there’s a lot of trolls in the comments Kotaku today everyday.

How many hats is Kushner wearing right now? What’s one more?

I’m still hoping Inanimate Carbon Rod runs in 2020.

EXDEATH APPROVES.

Cops may as well not even be carrying tazers, pepperspray, or batons anymore I guess if the thought of a pocketknife being brandished against them instantly makes them reach for their gun. What a fucking joke. Really sorry to hear that you’re going through this, but glad that it didn’t end up worse than it could have.

All of the kinjaverse websites have been loading slowly/crashing since they added the auto-play “video articles” to the front pages. I’m very nearly done with these sites because of all the auto-play video bullshit that goes through my adblocker. I’d miss the community too much to outright leave though.

The hottest of takes.

This isn’t the early 90's anymore. We find secrets on our own without paying for a Nintendo Power subscription or calling a hotline.

Yah man, so lazy, having the knowledge and ability to rip into a game’s code and programming, rather than spending the couple hours running around collecting all the shiny trinkets after someone posted a map with the locations on the internet. Don’t these people have any respect for the programmers who worked on the…

Sand wedges. He was talking about sand wedges. But even then I don’t think he knows much about them because if he ever lands a ball into the sand trap he just has his caddy go and throw it out of the trap and onto the green for him.

It’s because they don’t understand ctrl+i or ctrl+b for emphasis.

In before Kotaku regulars comment that “cheating during a speedrun” is using any skips, glitches, or whathaveyou that isn’t playing the game 100% as intended.

If this were the first step toward a dictatorship, I’d say it was tongue-in-cheek. But this isn’t the first step. He’s painted the press as his enemy. He’s systematically destroying government agencies by placing ignorant people in charge of them. He’s praising police brutality and saying white supremacists are “good…

You tell ‘em Hachi.

“Sir, we need to put someone new in charge of the Opioid Crisis.”

Sen. Shelley Moore Capito (R-W. Va) says she has no idea what’s going on over in Kellyanne’s office, noting that West Virginia has the highest overdose death rate

Ding ding ding, we have a winner.

Ah! That’s where I remember seeing this loony from!

He’s so woke he went back to sleep.

I never thought of going back left. I went back around, made sure on the approach I left safe places on the ground. I feel so stupid now.