... leaving for Florida today to meet golf with some of the bravest people on earth.

I’ve always said that this movie was a terrible Mario Bros movie, but a pretty decent sci-fi garbage B-movie. Pop it in and just enjoy the ride and pretend there isn’t an entire franchise built around a pair of Italian plumbers saving princesses.

^ This times infinity +1.

Does....Does Sessions know the shooter was white? Because it sounds like he doesn’t...

I thought of the whole sexualization of minors, but didn’t want to get into it because it’s whole extra issue in and of itself. It happens a lot, and it’s happening to younger and younger children. But then the country has issues with LGBTQ and the kink community or, like you said, something so mundane as…

“Guns don’t kill people, people kill people. So lets keep guns out of peoples’ hands so its less easy for them to kill other people.”

Violence is celebrated and fetishized, whereas any semblance of sexuality that deviates from the norm* (*what religious nuts feel is the norm) is demonized. It’s absolutely disgusting that a person can’t be who they are or perform their choice of consensual activities without being shunned and made to look like a…

I wish someone would throw a shoe at this asshole. He may have dodged the draft just like Bush did, but I doubt his fat ass can dodge a shoe.

I can only assume you mean Hannity’s next bowel movement? Literal or figurative, whichever applies.

My guess: There was more to the story than what she said and on top of all the other shit that came out about Trump they didn’t want to risk upsetting the religious voters. Little did they know at the time, Trump really could walk out onto the street and shoot someone dead without losing a single voter. They could…

I kind of want to make a burnt orange/burnt sienna/bad tan job joke, but then I remembered that he already has a bad tan job and then it’s not funny anymore.

Good lord, there’s a lot of trolls in the comments Kotaku today everyday.

How many hats is Kushner wearing right now? What’s one more?

I’m still hoping Inanimate Carbon Rod runs in 2020.

EXDEATH APPROVES.

Cops may as well not even be carrying tazers, pepperspray, or batons anymore I guess if the thought of a pocketknife being brandished against them instantly makes them reach for their gun. What a fucking joke. Really sorry to hear that you’re going through this, but glad that it didn’t end up worse than it could have.

All of the kinjaverse websites have been loading slowly/crashing since they added the auto-play “video articles” to the front pages. I’m very nearly done with these sites because of all the auto-play video bullshit that goes through my adblocker. I’d miss the community too much to outright leave though.

The hottest of takes.

This isn’t the early 90's anymore. We find secrets on our own without paying for a Nintendo Power subscription or calling a hotline.

Yah man, so lazy, having the knowledge and ability to rip into a game’s code and programming, rather than spending the couple hours running around collecting all the shiny trinkets after someone posted a map with the locations on the internet. Don’t these people have any respect for the programmers who worked on the…