Sand wedges. He was talking about sand wedges. But even then I don’t think he knows much about them because if he ever lands a ball into the sand trap he just has his caddy go and throw it out of the trap and onto the green for him.

It’s because they don’t understand ctrl+i or ctrl+b for emphasis.

In before Kotaku regulars comment that “cheating during a speedrun” is using any skips, glitches, or whathaveyou that isn’t playing the game 100% as intended.

If this were the first step toward a dictatorship, I’d say it was tongue-in-cheek. But this isn’t the first step. He’s painted the press as his enemy. He’s systematically destroying government agencies by placing ignorant people in charge of them. He’s praising police brutality and saying white supremacists are “good…

You tell ‘em Hachi.

“Sir, we need to put someone new in charge of the Opioid Crisis.”

Sen. Shelley Moore Capito (R-W. Va) says she has no idea what’s going on over in Kellyanne’s office, noting that West Virginia has the highest overdose death rate

Ding ding ding, we have a winner.

Ah! That’s where I remember seeing this loony from!

He’s so woke he went back to sleep.

I never thought of going back left. I went back around, made sure on the approach I left safe places on the ground. I feel so stupid now.

Shooter had “repeatedly referred to his genitalia as a gun.”

There I am in Riven Road back in 1.x.

I thought everything the Trump administration did was to help out those with cocks.

Judging by these tweets I’d say he holds the office of Asskisser in Chief.

I can’t believe it took this long to replace Jabba the Hutt.

Bully for that then, no need to restock the liquor cabinet just yet.

I’m assuming the Administration puts a crony in charge of the FBI and they quietly dismantle the Russia investigation from the inside rather than straight up firing Mueller which would be tantamount to admitting wrongdoing.

GOP doesn’t care about quality of life, they expect women to spit out that baby no matter what kind of life they’ll have or how much debt it will make the parents go into. It’s all part of their plan to keep the poor poor.