If North Korea somehow nuked Washington DC with every politician there, very little of actual value would be lost.

I wonder how butthurt Destiny 2 players would be if they went back in time and played an older MMO.

He just looks so... attractive. And then his hair and his forehead form a pact with the devil and come to life and take over his head.

Is that seriously alien guy on the far left? If so: wooooooow

Cute Charm (male) Sylveon does come in handy when you’re SOS-chaining for a shiny female Salandit. At least give them a C.

Report Says She Stormed Back into White House Triggering Alarms

“What you’ve been doing with your professional political career...it almost seems like a scene out of a Disney movie where there’s corporate government villains that do harm to our environment entire way of life,”

Yeah, it’s going around. I taunted the troll and then they started mimicking me.

Like all trolls, I’m sure they think they’re being hilarious and clever because they’re being a nuisance. In reality, I think it’s sad that that’s apparently how they like to spend a Wednesday afternoon. But, I guess they gotta do something while they wait for their mom to heat up their hot pockets. Life just hasn’t…

Has anyone brought this to someone’s attention via email rather than just flagging and dismissing? It’s been going on for a few days it seems like.

Yeah, I went back and checked after posting.

I’d be all for that. It brings nothing but trouble. An impostor or two is easy to ignore, but you’d think after the whole gruesome porn posting spam they’d have just removed the burner system altogether.

How fucking sad must your life be if you get your kicks by pretending to be other people and spamming Jez articles with fake comments? Also, when is something going to be done about them?

I’m flattered, troll account, really. But if you wanna be me go right ahead. Just give me a forwarding address for all my bills.

If you’re the real liberal polar bears, you’re being impersonated in this thread.

I finally got one of those fake mimic accounts replying to one of my comments. When is it my turn to be mimicked?

I’m reading what these FBI agents wrote.... where’s the lie?

That quote... just, oh my god. I would have punched that person so fucking hard. That’s why I’m not a journalist, folks.

That may be fair enough for you, but I refuse to believe I lost my virginity at a younger age than John Stamos. Seriously, just look at that man.