John Stamos: Always an Uncle, never a Dad. Until now.

Thanks. I had the dental appointment scheduled long before (it was supposed to be last month but I caught a cold and didn’t want people in my mouth cause I’m nice like that), then I scheduled the eye appointment so I could have an excuse to take the whole day off. The Holiday Luncheon gods were fickle this year.

It does raise the question if there is any line that a Republican candidate can cross which would stop white people in these states from voting for him.

My (probably shitty) take:

It’s this Friday, but I won’t actually be at work. I already have the day off for a dental appointment and an eye appointment. So instead of holiday platters, I get some dental nurse scraping my gums ><

The only thing they want to cover their faces with in Alabama are white hoods.

Headline in alternate universe:

Okay, a few more:

Here’s a few off the top of my head:

The XIV community, for some reason, frowns upon blackballing people. Back in the days of XI, if someone was a complete and total ass in a raid group they were blackballed and pretty much run off a server, and sometimes even continually ran off of the next server as well. Even so much as suggest blackballing someone to…

Submitted for your approval, FFXIV’s Azim Steppe:

Actual footage of Trump trying to kiss the female astronauts:

I’m on the spectrum and absolutely appreciate and love this show. I’m really happy it’s doing as well as it is.

Jesus fucking Christ, this proves nothing. Was their thought process literally “See! He didn’t flirt with her on camera! He’s totally not a pedophile!” Like he’d fucking flirt with her on camera. Roy Moore may be a big disgusting dumbass, but I don’t think he’s that fucking stupid.

Well, I guess somebody at Netflix knows that we’ve been watching nothing but Octonauts for a week straight in my household.

Apparently consensual blowjobs are a no-no but unwanted pussy-grabbing is just fine.

Are you me? I’ve bought it for every system it’s been re-released on, and every time I get a little bit further. Maybe if it was released on Switch I’d actually finish it (portability helps).

No one at The Root gets on my bad side. Even when I accidentally called Michael “Micheal” and everyone jumped on me. (For the record, “Micheal” still isn’t flagging a misspelled word on my computer ><)

Nah, you know he was super casual about this.