We will send a White House reporting team to the event and report on it if news warrants.

According to the news station, Delta claimed that another, nosy-ass racist passenger thought that the two women did not have their passports

I work in a milk processing plant. Please drink properly pasteurized milk, people. Also, please drink milk in general. Almond/Soy/whatever “milk” is not milk, and should only be an alternative if you’re lactose intolerant. Milk alternatives are slowly killing the actual milk business.

Yeah, I’m still waiting for that new Mozart symphony I backed. There’s two farthings I’ll never see again.

It’s some good advice you just didn’t take.

Was just about to say the same thing. Is this like all those offers for “free” PSN cards I keep getting messages about on my PS4?

Shinryu is displeased he did not make the list.

In the post apocalyptic future, we won’t fight over silly things such as oil or water. He who controls the H&M controls the wasteland.

I’m not crying, you’re crying!

I’d be down with this reality being fake. Maybe I’ll wake up in a hospital, finally coming out of a coma after a car accident. Or maybe I’ll be woken up to an apocalyptic landscape to join a band of rebels fighting against the machine overlords who use humans as batteries. Either is a better option than what we have…

The white is just a better base canvas for the pig’s blood.

Or visiting your local bank teller to make a deposit.

Oh, I get it now. They confused Mitch McConnel with another famous crown wearing turtle.

I’m pretty sure Trump thought he was going to win the Popular Vote and lose the Electoral Vote, that way he could have his cake and eat it to, so to speak. Claim he was the President America wanted, claim he was cheated, feel like he was “loved”, but in the end not get stuck with a job he didn’t want to do.

Why this .gif hasn’t been edited to describe Trump voters yet, I will never know...

Pictured: The get-away vehicle.

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Note that in order to unlock these “Performance Actions,” players must agree to not use the tools for performing third-party music of any kind. That’s totally gonna stick.