They need to work a little better on that Trump Animatronic. It moves so janky, doesn’t look lifelike at all.

and of his then-wife Ivanka,

It’s my favorite out of Mel Brooks’ films.

Don’t even get me started on “roll in the hay”jokes.

That is the worst part of that game. You know how it ends but it still manages to make you cry. The delivery is both excellent and sadistic.

Dirge was so weird. Like, it wasn’t the best game I ever played but it had some eccentricities that made it interesting. I liked the gun customization, but I hated the whole “level up or purchase stuff” system. If the game had had separated the leveling up from the purchasing of weapon upgrades it would have been a…

Don’t you mean you’d be... all aboard with that?

I’m still trying to figure out if it was just a morning mistake or if autocorrect was somehow involved :/

-pation.

Womp womp, egg on my face.

Don’t celebrate yet. While I’d love to see human decency win out, Republicans are pretty much saying “vote for him anyway and we’ll replace him”. They are now literally telling people to vote for their party and not a representative. I don’t even fucking know how we can call ourselves a democracy anymore.

Micheal, can I call you Micheal?, don’t ever leave us.

Get a crazy straw. The longer the better. That way, as you watch the tears twist and turn around the straw you build the antici-

Yeah, it’s weird to actually see a First Amendment violation happening for real, rather than some crybabies on twitter getting upset a corporate entity took a marker away from their name.

Seriously, this is some fucking skill. The shoe thrower clearly had the initiative, but Bush aced his saving throws.

Missed opportunity: Change the mascot from a Phoenix to a Rooster. They’ll be the Farmington High Cocks.

I’m tired of the doom and gloom “Pence is worse” rhetoric. Yeah, he’s a terrible fucking person, but you know what? He’s gonna play by the book because he is a politician. The differences between the two are clear as day. Trump is Chaotic Evil. Pence is Lawful Evil. Trump will do shit because some bumfuck white…

Take my star and get out.