Of course. That almost goes without saying. What is insidious and despicable is not only the kind of spin that these people put on a struggle that was primarily and justifiably focused on the civil rights of Black people, but the fact that they dare claim that they can speak for Dr. King. It is revolting.

Indeed. MLK’s entire life struggle, his magnificent words, everything he stood for and died for can be summed up in three words: Black Lives Matter.

Work should include lunch time. It’s called civilization.

Of course there are. And I have noticed that these days a lot of people in Mexico don’t have time for lunch. We are following in the American ways of obesity and diabetes for the poor and no rest for the weary. The good news is, you can always hit one of the many food stalls on the street (our version of food trucks)…

It is appaling that they won’t pay for your lunch time. What is this, Dickens?

It’s a matter of culture. The second job I had out of college, I was an executive assistant at a very small office in Mexico City. There was no one else. Still, I was able to take an hour lunch break every day. Half an hour when it was super busy. Nobody expected me not to. Everybody knows that it is entirely possible…

In fact, they do. They are the only vegetable that deserves that and worse.

Everything on the internet is flat, unsophisticated, generic, boring. Including those annoying horizontally formatted screens that scroll down vertically in every website. Pain in the ass. This redesign doesn’t help.

I am currently reading Jon Krakauer’s Missoula, his excellent investigation into a series of rapes in this college town in Montana, and an essential primer about the state of rape in America. And what you say is exactly why experts claim that 80% of rapes go unreported. The intense physical trauma, the fact that most…

Where’s the cellulite? I want to see some cellulite.

And because many Mexicans probably don’t use that term. They may use some other disparaging term in Spanish.

Wait until you are 52. Until then, everybody STFU.

The one where you show up at the interview and everybody is super warm and welcoming, and makes it look like this is the coolest ad agency to work for, and the minute you get hired they turn out to be a bunch of incompetent psychos, and the place an utter madhouse not fit for a dog to work in. That’s when I learned,…

This tactic should be used on ISIS.

Colbert has been a steadfast champion to the soldiers. I'm sure Odierno was happy to return the favor.

Just know this: if it burns going in, it will sure as hell burn on the way out.

You can bypass the jankyness by emailing them directly at openinternet@fcc.gov and read them the riot act. I just did.

I wish he'd done one with Goldie Hawn or Kim Novak. Those would not be so uplifting.

No, dude. She has always been beautiful.

He really is spectacular in the film. He lost 500 pounds but the character is there with incredible energy and focus. Too bad he gives bad speech.