If your 401k balance is only $200K at 60-69, you can kiss the idea of retirement goodbye.

Holy crap! Twist ending:

There’s already a speedrun on youtube:

Say it with me now...

“A fool and his money are soon parted”

Seven billion tickets..... So, anything from the middle shelf.

The weirdest thing to me about this ongoing case, is that people have any kind of attachment to playing a TPS on the worst form factor possible.

You could choose to just own your clickbait. But instead, you posted this...

You could google it? Or perhaps attend a Facebook watch party, or maybe it’ll be carried on Amazon Prime?

I, for one, do not welcome our new slideshow normalizing overlords. 

80 minutes, so like 1/10 the length of the director’s cut of Das Boot. 

Yes, but people who have to live through cold, hard winters every year do have a bit of a leg up on the rest of us in this department...

‘The wurst of times’.........

The van driver should have pulled over on his own Accord. Now he’ll going to get a Civic lesson on hit and runs. Hopefully the punishment Fits the crime and he goes on an Odyssey to his local penitentiary.

To be fair aren’t all manual transmissions pretty clunky until the car warms up?

a resurgence of Covid is largely being ignored by the Federal Government, we are seeing surges in all the states that reopened.  People are acting as if its “Reopen Time.”  The upper middle class, particularly on the coasts, are more likely to be aware of this stuff and pay attention.  They will curb spending habits…

You can pretty much stuff that much coke in the new BMWs 4 series nostrils.

Why do we need to edit when we have so many friendly and polite commenters who will point out any errors?

omg dude! i have been trying to think of a way to do those without a gym! thank you!