I wonder if the turbo failed.
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Seems fitting for something that’s virtually beer.
They just released a sparkling version that’s quite good!
That’s going to look so good up on the lift.
They just earned a new customer and I don’t even really drink much seltzer.
...wait, did TLJ have time in a way the other two movies didn’t have?
Zombie AV Club Newswire writer priorities:
Gee, maybe some of “the love” went away when Disney decided what we all wanted was a slapdash sequel trilogy that made our childhood heroes miserable failures, cowards, and parents of a school shooter? And then totally undercut the finale of the original films by having Palpatine survive (more or less, clone,…
Indeed. The people who hate TLJ seem to think they represent majority opinion for some reason. Presumably because they all hang out together?
Hell, The Last Jedi was one of the best things to happen to this series in decades and people are still arguing about how it was actually bad.
Remember boys and girls if you’ve been good all year, Ron Jeremy will visit you on Easter and bring you a traditional basket of vibrators.
Remember boys and girls if you’ve been good all year, Ron Jeremy will visit you on Easter and bring you a…
I clicked for boobs. I watched the clips for boobs. I did not read a fucking bit of it because words are not boobs. Is this the girl who started “Ok Boomer”? If so, this is not the path I would have taken afterwards, but whatever.
It’ll probably be exactly like what they did last time.
Nope. Don’t reward Disney for putting that movie out.
Nope. Don’t reward Disney for putting that movie out.
I mean, I’d say return your copy of The Last Jedi while you’re at it.
I mean, I’d say return your copy of The Last Jedi while you’re at it.
The Last Jedi was a horrible movie. It wasted all the potential that Force Awakens set up because Rian Johnson is a hack who didnt want to make a Star Wars movie...he wanted to make something else and shoe horn it into a Star Wars movie. The entire casino planet sequence was useless filler. Only The Phantom Menace is…
The Last Jedi was a horrible movie. It wasted all the potential that Force Awakens set up because Rian Johnson is a…
There are two truths at work here:
There are two truths at work here:
Don’t buy it. Don’t spend money bringing something into your home that won’t make you happy. Every time you take Last Jedi off the shelf to watch it (or, you know, select it from your digital library or whatever) you’re going to see RoS staring at you, mocking you, reminding you that all that beautiful setup goes…
Don’t buy it. Don’t spend money bringing something into your home that won’t make you happy. Every time you take…
Yeesh, what a fucking mess this whole trilogy has been. Now let us never speak of it again
It wasn't fine. It was the worst example of storytelling in a major motion picture ever. It was the worst, actually, as it wrecked the story already told.