Infant wearing skull of the recently deseased?

Please let him die on Christmas Day.

I am going to blame the ground crew for not getting the tire pressure correct with a digital gauge on the left main gear causing it to skid.

Do you validate?

What my associate is trying to say is that, uh, our new brake pads are really cool. You’re not even going to believe it. Like, um, let’s say you’re driving along the road with your family. And you’re driving along la li la. And then, all of the sudden there’s a truck tire in the middle of the road. And you hit the…

I’m pretty sure Tommy Callahan did the best explanation of cheap vs expensive brake pads ever

I close my eyes
Only for a moment, and the moment’s gone
All that stench
Passes before my nose, a monstrosity

Stink in the wind
All that is, is stink in the wind

Building it into a hot rod defeats the purpose of it being a pickup. Literally what every hot rod build is.

Others have already mentioned the absolutely fire line in this article, but let’s just go ahead and reinforce it: shit like this is why you’re one of the best, Schreier—and why Kotaku remains the force it is in a world of bland “stick to sprouts” coverage.

>A new cinematic trailer for the game showed a group of treasure hunters fighting against what could be demons, or private equity executives.

As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl…

These dogs are most certainly more deserving of human compassion and love than say, Jim Spanfeller (who by the way, if you didn’t know, has an email address: jim@g-omedia.com). That stain deserves to hear why a dog is more noble and deserving of human love and affection than he is.

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

These are extremely good dogs, Tom. Thank you.

So everybody in Editorial is mad about this too. Besides the fact that it looks terrible, we have to actually work in Kinja all day long.

eh.. a 100k tesla is not a ‘mass consumption’ vehicle. Cmon w/that mess. 

Model S with 4 motors and 17 seats coming next week. Will beat Taycan.

Good Head, Boner Combine To Get FCUM All Over The Internet

Why not, nobody is playing football there. *