Dang, they keep finding Bret Stephens in all those Ubers? 

Those are all chock-diddily-full of win, Torch-a-rino.

If you are in a relationship with Jeri Ryan and find that is not satisfying your horniness, I would suggest that you have a problem

“There was only one problem: People on the internet were absolutely convinced Bernie’s army fought everyone, even though it was really just a small minority of them. In those days, internet people didn’t realize that they weren’t the majority, and journalists went along with it because pretending whatever was on…

OxiClean

Damn all these years and I didn’t realize that this is not Space Shuttle but the Soviet Buran shuttle launching on the Energia rocket.

An STI engine swap would, of course, be neat but I’m just happy with the blue lighting if I’m honest.

Weirdly, I don’t feel bad about missing this one. 

$kaycog is a national treasure who truly deserves this.

I’m speechless, but with 36,895 comments, I haven’t always been speechless.  This post is the best prize ever!  Thanks so much, Andrew!

It looks like me trying to process all the ads on Jalopnik and find the actual content. 

I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.

You might be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you dance with the reaper.

ROOF SCOOP!

This is so freaking cool. Only supercar in years I’ve gotten even remotely excited about. If you have any issue with an analog, mid-engined, NA V12 supercar with a stickshift, please turn in your Jalop card at the door and drive on home in whatever uninteresting crossover you came here in.

Ok boomer

get outta here with that 

Perhaps he is an enginARRR!

He has zero piratical knowledge.

Townshend has always been, and always will be, a miserable SOB. His bitterness about everything and everyone has always come through. Any interview I’ve seen where he’s asked about writing a particular song has him going off about his bandmates and how he had to bend over backwards for them. Great songwriter,…