This is the sports content I come here for - Please never change.

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Your obvious trolling is obvious but still - fuck you

I support your poor automotive decisions as I am inclined to make them myself.

Bravo!

These words taste better than anything produced by Papa PeePee.

Screen name checks out.

[cums]

No. She can just SEE THE OBVIOUS.

I like to think that humor is a universal constant and that this story exists so that this delightful pun can be made. Thank you.

This could have gone a number of ulnaternative ways.

His mistake was shouldering a burden without proper concern for safety.

Oh, I will! I will!

This is beautiful.

Everyone but you has disappointed me. Thank you.

I am laughing uncontrollably in the bathroom stall. Thank you.

Truly, this is the gift that keeps on giving.

Yup, that’s me crying.

I’m much worse.

It’s a crying shame you draw breath.