This is the sports content I come here for - Please never change.

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Your obvious trolling is obvious but still - fuck you

I support your poor automotive decisions as I am inclined to make them myself.

Bravo!

These words taste better than anything produced by Papa PeePee.

Screen name checks out.

[cums]

No. She can just SEE THE OBVIOUS.

I like to think that humor is a universal constant and that this story exists so that this delightful pun can be made. Thank you.

This could have gone a number of ulnaternative ways.

His mistake was shouldering a burden without proper concern for safety.

Oh, I will! I will!

This is beautiful.

Everyone but you has disappointed me. Thank you.

I am laughing uncontrollably in the bathroom stall. Thank you.

Truly, this is the gift that keeps on giving.

They’re suing because the FBI did not respond to their information request within time frame described in the freedom of information act. This is in the second paragraph of this article.

Yup, that’s me crying.

I’m much worse.