Jesus christ. When the fuck did it become acceptable for adults to cheer at a 6 year old(?) getting a concussion? 

“He died like he lived: drifting aimlessly wherever the current took him.”

After the game Kimbrel refused to join the rest of the team for a meal in the cafeteria and instead found an empty area of steps where he could eat his sandwich alone......

Getting back into a baseball game after you’ve already exited the stadium? That’s the very definition White privilege.

huh.

“Betty White”

How dare you make me laugh out loud in my quiet office.

Appealing? No.

*Richie Incognito throws his father’s arms up in disgust*

Starting price at less than $60k.... Consider the game changed.

Hopefully this third triumvirate ends with fewer murders than the other two.

I knew a guy who spent a summer - two months! - in England, and came back with the accent. On top of that, he would say things like "Do you have any crisps, or as you would say, chips?" But after a couple of beers he'd forget and his Wisconsin accent was back.

Of course Europe makes you better. Spend five minutes with anyone who studied abroad and they’ll tell you.

Quietly accepting the unwritten rules of baseball is against the unwritten rules of baseball.

I guess the criminalization of blackness is now complete; and every black male is a criminal, every white man a saint.

I ... I mean what the actual fuck?! 

Parents. Parents buy this for kids, just like the 3DS. It’s amazing how many of you still don’t understand Nintendo. 

“FUCK TRUMP” should be the chant at every event, internationally.

The number of people who are too dumb to realize that something is wrong with their motion-smoothing-enabled tv is the #1 data point that should have tipped us off that Trump would win.