So I guess Chris Christie shits blood every time he walks more than 10 feet? Well, blood and ham, probably.

That is... quite far from New York. But I’ll keep that in mind!

Ah, I see you’ve managed to kill Littlefinger, but what about his other four accents?

Hi, CPA here, taxation is not driven by who has physical custody of cash. Just like when money gets loaded onto the Brinks truck and they don’t get taxed. To be considered a gift the money would have to be given with no strings attached. Now please stop.

“The Beast With Two Side Dishes”

The real reason Singer is so good:

Man that slip was so Freudian it went on to create a school of psychology

I see you shiver with antici

Its because the Japanese and the West Germans have been killing us on trade for years, believe me. Believe me. Sony is dumping their Trinitrons on us below cost, same with the Blaupunkts. Our negotiators are a bunch of low energy dummies. We won’t have that any more. We’ll have new trade polices, tremendous deals,…

Somebody hungry for a knuckle sandwich and a bottle of punch?

Right? at some point I keep thinking that people will realize what a nightmare all this 24/7 nfl crap is and revolt. last years thursday night games were a step in the right direction in that regard. lol.

That was so many rights that she ended up home twice.

She’s probably dating a Hotep.

Daaamn! Who’s teaching white women to fight these days? That shit was brutal.

Honestly this is what it’s going to take. While I don’t condone violence, it’s going to take white people calling out other white people on this shit. Also this is a classic case of don’t let your million dollar mouth write a check you 2 cent ass can’t cash.

i feel like ben wyatt with lil sebastian when it comes to fiona.

Same place he always is. Fat and dying.

Don’t really see effort like this anymore in the comments section.