Having some legal basis for keeping an eye on them and making sure they stay on their meds — that's the crux of the matter.

It's probably the most liberal of all the Emirates, and it's because of business and trade, as I understand it. I had a Pakistani guy tell me that women walk around naked in Dubai and had sex all the time, but by "naked" he really meant "wearing western clothing" and by "sex all the time" he really meant "ordinary…

dearest good friend:

"Hi kids! GIVE UNTO ME YOUR LIFE ESSENCE."

Excellent piece Barry. Although, I'd like to offer my thoughts on a particular line: Coming out is now a stage-managed media event, scripted and choreographed in a way that ensures America receives only the most telegenic version of what at bottom is still a deeply personal act.

Wife and kids went to Gatlinburg TN for a vacation couple years back and went to Ober Gatlinburg and they had one of those rides there that we rode called the Alpine Slide. You rode a ski lift up to the top of the mountain there and went down the concrete half tunnel slide on a plastic sled with wheels and a hand…

Certainly you can do better than this. You backed out the last conversation pretty early.

Not sure why you'd care, since I have no idea who you are, but they didn't. Now as Shitty and unclicked as Taylor's writing is, I can see why he would claim it. He sure won't be remembered for anything he wrote.

Bravo, good sir, bravo.

To ever play in the NHL? Did you start following hockey a week ago?

We at Team Dog regret this incident and plan on investigating further.

This is funnier than people are giving it credit for.

Viking, Alberta, 1996 population: 1081

My vagina made $9500 working from home this week! My vagina's last paycheck was $9500 working 12 hours a week online. My neighbour's sister's vagina has been averaging 15k for months now and she works about 20 hours a week! I can't believe how easy it was once I tried it out.

This is what I do,,,,,,,,,,…

You guys are so right, all lacrosse players are total assholes. Even the ones in Montana, Canada, and on Indian reservations across the country. All lacrosse players are dicks, so awesome that you guys are able to finally get this super vital perspective out to the masses. It's a fucking sport. The fastest growing…

You play Ultimate, right?

Why not just hold the kid back from pre-school? One more year sucking the nanny's HGH enhanced breast milk surely would provide the same advantage?

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you know, let this guy be an asshole, but on the flip side, it should be perfectly legal to beat the shit out of him, too