Why would Josh Lueke be the one saying "Go away you rapist?"

Showing up at a hockey game dressed as Jesus is more consistent with the message of Jesus than firebombing an abortion clinic.

"So typical! I was at the same game-where are my pictures? [thinks for a second] Never mind."

You could suit him up for the Leafs and they'd still miss the playoffs.

I just want to say that kinja sucks and ithas completely made me hate commenting on this site. it is absolutely terrible for phones.... just rubbish and I feel like that's the obvious place it should be awesome... You took something that was not broken and smashed it into a thousand fucking pieces...thank you

"Action Park" sounds like a Korean superhero.

The Wiki for Action Park is a fucking hilarious read.

you sir have just won the internet today

What a pussy. If he were a hockey player he would've digested his tongue and kept playing.

Thank you for what you're doing. Never stop reminding them that they are loved and that they can and should ask for help.

Thank you for posting this. I don't want to blame the shelter for what happened but it's important to know whether they had any idea of what was going on.

Shouldn't you be writing about a different late, great, relocated franchise? Namely the Hartford Whalers?

If the guy dies in a week from stomach cancer will deadspin issue an apology?

And you thought Datsyuk had a nice dangle move.

Fucking idiots. Everyone from St. Louis knows that rules aren't supposed to be written.

EA's new soccer game is so bad it's got a bug where none of the fans are being rendered.

Two things: 1. It was vandalism. 2. I did it for your health, man

"One of the best."