Way better entertainment value than David Clarkson.

Interesting that ACL tear is worse; I know rehab sucks and it's a long road but still. (I've mostly been lucky, especially lower body. KNOCK KNOCK.) In any case, it still sounds just awful, especially if the bone splits.

I just want to say goodbye and good luck to everyone before Kinja changes, in case I never see you again.

It's not all bad on the other side of the Jeopardy fame bubble. Ken Jennings managed to parlay his winning streak into a book deal and a cushy gig on the speaking circuit, while IBM's WATSON is now the head writer at Buzzfeed.

Al Sharpton called. He'd like you to stand next to him at the next press conference / demonstration / boycott /perp walk or white guilt opportunity.

You know, there are so many good discussions about and topics on racism. So why are you making this about race when it isn't? So you can preemptively stake your claim in a hypothetical argument???

If you bring up this obnoxious racist and this obnoxious twit "next time" bla bla bla people will look at you funny, and they'll have a certain point.

That is a gem.

Tom, I'm afraid you've been hoodwinked: this is viral marketing for Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita.

I think you can safely put this one in the "doesn't work" column.

So you've resorted to trolling yourselves just to get people to use the new commenting system?

In keeping with the way Kinja works in real life, I am a thousand people asking you why Nick Denton thinks he should stain his reasonably entertaining tabloid websites with a bizarre commenting platform designed by blind Turkish programmers. So what's the answer author/collaborator?

You forgot what happens when someone jumps on the ice:

It's all about the clicks.

For the love of everyone's sanity, please go back to the old commenting system. NOTHING was wrong with it and this new shit is a fucking disaster!

It's an important part of the game that unfortunately can be abused. The nature of the game (people skating around at high speeds with sticks in their hands) dictates that the players have to have a way to police themselves and this is the primary purpose of fighting- if someone is taking liberties with their stick or…

Problem is, he was trying to say "I'm Kevin Westgarth and my brain hurts."

It's tolerated as long as some conventions are followed. If a guy comes up behind another and tries to sucker punch him then the refs will be jumping in immediately to break it up. But as long as it's two consentual guys on their feet on even terms without any dirty tricks, they'll hang out, and swoop in once someone…

No joke here. Mental disease lurks it's head in adult males in their early 20's all the time. I hope he gets the help he needs.

So I'm curious Deadspin, why did you choose to block out the woman's face, but show the guys? If she is willing to post that shit online, then she should be woman enough to own up to it. I wouldn't care about most of it, but when someone works at a school and you call them a borderline pedophile, with no real proof,…