It doesn't surprise me at all that this happened. Of course people were going to try to go bigger and bigger with the amount of water, until they forgot that water actually weighs a LOT.

"The champion eventually stopped him with an head kick that flipped his reset button."

The point, I think you've missed it. They don't tell kids transferring schools that they don't get to take chemistry simply because they transferred to a school with a better chemistry lab.

"I pulled a whole notebook's worth of material from this muse alone."

Guys, I expect you to get down and block those kind of fucking shots for the team.

In recent days I've been asked several times about a possible breach of ethics involving one of our reporters. While I believe no such breach occurred, I feel it is important for Kotaku readers who have questions to get clear answers.

I know all you fucking hipsters love The Wire, but for God's sake, can we please go back to spelling it 'Baltimore?'

Coincidental minors. Perry 2:00 for diving; Nantucket Sound 2:00 for holding

I came out as awesome a few years ago. I mean pretty much everybody knew it, but I just wanted to get it out there. I mean with the dirtbike and throwing stars collection it's not like I was fooling anybody.

BREAKING: GAY PLAYER IN A MACHO ATMOSPHERE HAS A BEARD

Don't do this. It makes us come off as smug assholes.

I thought Sadeghikoukandeh only had 1 k in it?

I believe it's pronounced Asshole.

I'm in the middle of this company tech thing, but I want to say this: this is exactly the right thing to do when people aren't paying proper attention to a real problem; it's not something I completely ignored but I obviously didn't give it proper attention, and I'm sorry about that; give me about 24-48 hours to…

The last thing I want to do is give this giant and troubling waste of our goddamn time the acknowledgment that is clearly so desperately craved. But the fact that I must suppress my pride and bring attention to this in a plea for support from my own employer makes it all the more ridiculous.

It's articles like this that made me understand why words matter and people should be respected as long as they're not doing anything that hurts other people. Maybe a better person would have realized it all along, but I just wanted to put it on record that Deadspin helped me get there much more quickly than I…

WOW THANKS THAT'S A WHOLE LOT EASIER THAN HOLDING SHIFT

GREGG, STOP MAKING PEOPLE THINK ITS COOL. STOP. NEXT THING WE KNOW HIPSTERS WILL BE SENDING TELEGRAMS. STOP.