And Sony's PR department freezes in horror.

Anders Behring Brevik killed 77 people in Norway in 2011. Since he said that he used Call of Duty to practice his aiming and World of Warcraft to hide his plans, video games have been became part of the story of his horrific crime. Now, 18 months into a 21-year prison sentence, he's demanding that his PS2 be upgraded…

"Sochi is NSFW? Yeah we know!"

While I understand Drew's sentiments, it's also a painful reminder of the double-standard LGBT people have to face. If we want to be integrated into anything, we not only have to be good at it, we have to be better at it than most straight people. Want to get married? Prove you're "not a threat" to families. Nevermind…

So, if anyone's around the St.Paul area and looking for a good time, boy do I have a tip for you.

The Adventures of Milo & Homeless

It does not bode well that the 'missing' dog has two different names and they're both food.

Phil was a friend of mine in college, and I am floored by his death. He was probably the straightest of anyone in our circle of partying and shit talking friends, and the drug overdose assumed to be the cause just doesn't make any sense to me or other people who knew him back in the day.

Your sympathy seems genuine.

If you're saying he's a Mary Sue you can go fuck yourself.

with the 'rhea

I'm growing to hate everyone in baseball for conspiring to make me sympathetic towards Alex fucking Rodriguez. A year ago, I was hating him as passionately as anyone else, but the piling on has just made me feel bad. Baseball is so full of itself and its dumbass traditions it's sickening

How is he separated from his fellow inmates? Do they throw a bucket of cold water on them?

I certainly admire these men's hard work and long hours, but the capitalist in me just can't find the rationale for donating to their cause. I mean, a couple bucks here, some ice cleats there, suddenly round trip airfare to Russia. Where will it end?

I realize his importance and influence as a film-maker, what with the innovations in editing, long takes, and noir lighting, but Hitchcock's post-modern experiments don't really do it for me.

Bostonian #1: Did you heah wat that Keith Olbahman called Tom Stetito? "A boxin hobo on skates"

Nice.

The $500,000 in pain and suffering may seem excessive until you consider the excessive delay that occurred when doctors were trying to locate Beck's pain by asking him, "Where it's at?"

Cubs Intern: Ummm Mr. Green, I think there is something you need to see.