Manti Te'o loves Hooters. All the girls are really into him every time!

Someone needs to use Bitterqueef Symphony as a username.

Yao Ming doesn't look so good either

I shit you not, I found some Christian Mom Blog a while back that was very seriously trying to make a case against farting in front of your spouse. According to this lady, farting is the ultimate way of showing you have no respect for your "man.

and their first record can be called "before I disappoint you with the only three things I know how to do in bed."

That's two HoF votes opened in one day! Change is coming, people!

Seems Flair might be going senile because when he was asked how many death threats he received he oddly started talking wrestling by saying, "I figure four."

you misspelled "ad."

Why does that matter if the cause is just?

in Rob Ford's defense, he was in a drunken stupor

I would pay all my money to have Ian McShane as Al Swearengen recite every single one of these.. and also give commentary.

Yeah man, I've read the same articles and seen the same interviews as you. I've also trained and checking a kick is called checking a kick. Everyone knows that if you kick someone in the knee whether they check it or not you might break your leg.

Every time a kick is checked there is going to be pain on both ends, that…

Not true. Weidman's striking coach Longo broke an opponent's leg with the exact same type of check in a kickboxing bout. They call it the 'Destruction,' and as Weidman said after the fight, they worked it specifically in reaction to the leg kicks that Silva landed in the first fight.

no, it would be like a boxer keeping his elbows in to protect his ribs and his opponent punching his elbow and breaking his hand. then, the boxer's fan's saying that he trained to protect his ribs with his elbows so he intended to break his hand.

the point of checking a kick is to block it. the only way to stop a kick…

Wake up, sheeple!

Sure. I don't think it takes anything away from Weidman to say that the guy's foot falling off was a freak injury, though.

It was a normal kick but those were calculated checks by Weidman done to hurt Silva's leg and get him to stop kicking him. Anderson's corner said he cracked his leg on the first kick and then kicked him again and then it snapped. As much as I love GSP & Silva I am really excited to see new matchups for titles next…

He obviously didn't take enough Centrum Silva for his bones.

It's sad that in today's NFL, a player only needs to take one hit to the head before the medical staff starts questioning his orientation.

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