Is he single?

Rachel Dolezal strikes again?

Thanks so much for the tips! Have a great Sunday!

Who the FUCK pays $20 a skein?!?!! That seems insane to me. But I agree, acrylic is kind of unusable. I like to use these small 100% cotton balls called ‘Sugar & Cream’ when I can find them in good colors and they are cheap. I only know how to make scarves, hats, and baby blankets. Double ended needles and cable knit…

Down the Rabit Hole by Holly Madison. Surprisingly great and well written.

A good friend of mine has several “illegal” tattoos. Like, the guy lost his license because he was going behind his shop’s back and doing tats for less money, but he still has a gun. She said that he’ll come to your house and only takes cash. I feel like if I ever wanted to get something permanently inked on my body,…

Who is Parker??? I thought her name is Plant?

I’m no expert, but are you on allergy medicine? When I took allergy nose spray daily I would get terrible headaches. Hope you find some relief!

I think so. When I was 16, I tried to apply and they were like, “Why don’t you try to get a job at the grocery store?”

Much less painful.

In my experience armpit waxing is less painful than legs or vag. Your eyes don’t even tear up.

Apologize live on the air tonight, fuckwit. I’ll be watching.

I’ve been doing it this way for 15+ years. Genius!

We have phosphorescent jelly fish. Chill out.

Pear shaped diamond WITH a gold band? Carrie Bradshaw says HELL NO!

I’m sitting on the bathroom floor with a very panicked GSD and the big fireworks don’t go off for another 15 mins. He’s wearing his Thundershirt and is on anxiety meds but he is still losing his mind. Wish I had friends to party with instead.

Okay here goes...My friend got married in 2011 and at the wedding reception there was all this chatter about one of the guests there being from The Bachelor. I don’t watch the show so I was clueless until I happened to be standing near this woman and someone called her out on it. (She is wearing a satin royal blue…

Are you watching Unreal on Lifetime? It’s a scripted show about the behind the scenes of The Bachelor. Constance Zimmer and Shiri Appleby are very good. Otherwise I am staunchly anti-Lifetime.

Meh. He sounds a lot like Chet Haze.

NATIONAL LAMPOON’S SENIOR TRIP. He’s great in that.