I think we’re all a little concerned. Fence around Kentucky needed?

This is so fucking Pennsatucky that I feel nauseous

I mean, if a compromise or negotiation satisfies all parties then fine, but ultimately if you can’t fulfil your entire contract then... bye.

She’s not a progressive in any way. She’s a hard right Republican.

It’s always disappointing when I learn someone is a Scientologist. She was raised in the church, too, so she’s in pretty deep.

ETA: He at least has grown a beard to match the ‘stache now, but this is what it usually looks like

Ronaldo is worse than that dog shit Sandra’s boyfriend smeared on his neighbor’s door and I don’t even like Bradley Cooper.

“I’m a relationship type of guy. I love to be in love, love cuddling. I love all that stuff.”

The Aristocrats!

I mailed a box full of pet poop w. pet poop contributions from my neighbors & family to my ex-fiancé’s office and another box to his home for cheating on me.

I applaud Kate Bosworth’s ability to keep her name in gossip columns.

I realized that I know a lot of dum-dum doody heads IRL (inasmuch as FB is “real life”) Just kidding, but the Trump/Caitlyn/Iran/police shootings have really brought to light how different my views are. Facebook puts you in a weird position to reconnect with people that you lost touch with ON PURPOSE. Also, too many…

randilyn; may i ask you a question? i do not know what a burner key is since i connect to jezebel with my gmail. am i a novice? is it a stupid thing to do? do you use a burner because it is safer/more anonymous/less traceable? i am feeling a little leery and possibly stupid at the moment..... thank you! and stay…

I can’t really recommend it - I live far from my home city, and it makes me feel connected when I am lonely sometimes. It also has (like Twitter) the tendency to make everything shallow, self promoting and tooth grinding. I honestly feel like I am being marketed to by my old friends. No real conversation, no real…

Agreed. My parents studied the MAD Magazine Spy vs Spy handbook. It sucked for us.

Yeah. Ben just said something super cunty/stupid and he’s really pleased with himself. Jen’s about to tell him she hopes his dick shrivels up and falls off. Both of these “smiles” say “I hate your fucking guts”.

I like Hugh Jackman and Tom Hardy is my imaginary boyfriend but I had my heart set on Idris Elba as the next Bond. The fact that it’s been talked about so much combined with that Bond author’s lovely racist comments probably means he wouldn't take the role now : (

I don’t see a smile. I see a “The fuck is wrong with you, dude?” look.