Also, why can’t she just text him privately. I bet they break up.

Agree. I started screaming when Bambi’s mother got shot, my mom turned the movie off, and I still don’t know how it ends. Plus, Walt had this sadistic philosophy that all his movies should have a part that scares the shit out of kids.

Um excuse me. In Identity Thief, Melissa does NOT “get with” Jason Bateman. Nice try.

Me too. I don’t think it’s that big of a deal.

I’d rather watch Giuliana be executed live on air. She’s super dumb and has started to look really haggard. Put a fork in her, she’s done.

RE: Farrah - Does that mean that I can buy her DNA, murder someone, and then plant said DNA to frame her for the crime? That’s probably worth $99.

She was on The Nanny!

Marymount High School’s wiki lists her under notable alumni, but who knows. They also list Khloe but I thought she finished via home school correspondence courses. Either way they should be smart girls because the private schools where I live are hard AF.

Kim’s tweets have so many typos that I wonder how she finished high school.

So like does the transplanted penis make him crave new foods or sex acts? Because I heard that happens with organ transplants.

ALL the treats.

If that is not “intentional infliction of emotional distress” I don’t know what is. WOW.

My favorite Entourage joke from Happy Endings is when Eliza Coupe says: “I AM Queens Boulevard” for no reason.

Maybe when he gets surgery for those horrendous eye bags and loses the dad bod...

I met Teresa at a food show and she is AWFUL. Doesn’t have two brain cells to rub together and couldn’t make conversation. Juicy was kinda fun. I was wasted and he got a little handsy. He definitely cheats on her.

Question: Where are these disabled Kangaroos coming from? They are not native here. Are there Kangaroo mills?

Longtime reader, first time poster. I'M a Collier, and this makes me sick and very sad.