I know you’re trying to be funny, but I think this comment is totally ignorant and disrespectful to the millions of Soviet troops who died fighting Nazi Germany so that, in 2017, the Russian national anthem could take the place of “The Star Spangled Banner”

you leave billy joel out of this

“We’re in 2017. This kind of thing isn’t scheduled to happen again in America until early 2018.”

They were singing the correct 3rd stanza to drown out the opera idiot. Same for the fans in the stands.

I don’t think Mr. Petkovic understands how musicals work. You always try stuff out on the road before you take it to Broadway.   

We’re in 2017 — something like this should not happen in America.

“Will Kimball—who is clearly well-versed in German pronunciation, should have seen “Deutchland Deutschland Über Alles” and immediately raised a red flag”

They were just a little ahead of themselves on Bannon’s New World Order.

What a complete disaster. This was supposed to play instead of the Star Spangled Banner.

Even after breaking the box down, the bear still hasn’t found what he’s looking for.

I mean, they are kind of like a snowflake. They’re white, and cold, and if you get a lot of them together, they shut down public schools.

That one was a burner. A Bunsen burner, even.

For the record, I wouldn’t come to Deadspin if it was only sports. I enjoy good writing and comedy on multiple topics.

Since that box says U2 on it, it is even better than the real thing.

Enough with the lab inventory. Pipette down already.

The wings were good as usual and my well done stake was done right for once and the service was pretty good EXCEPT I made a pretty funny joke asking when the waitrest came to check on us by saying she could have some of my beef if she wanted (lol) and even though every1 at the table was cracking up and was giving me…

Did you mean, “John Smih”? I.e., the guy who can’t even type his own name right.

You misspelled “GIT”

You are fucking idiot

I mean, like Brady would even fucking apologize for that to begin with.