Ever notice how the Thanksgiving turkey always tastes a little better when the Cowboys get their ass kicked that day? Especially this year..

I’ve been saying for years that Sanchez pulls families apart. Why will no one think of the children?!?

November 22...I keep seeing it and hearing the words as the man’s head was suddenly jarred: Back, and to the left....back and to the left....back, and to the left.

I was going into this game feeling confident. I LOVED those Ryan/Sanchez teams and thought that a win would put us back on track. I told everyone that Friendsgiving that this would be a statement game for the Jets...I had no idea how right I was.

I watched the game at my buddies apartment (who’s a Pats fan) where he…

For me, the buttfumble is something that created a great bonding moment in my family.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP READING. LET THAT BE THE ONLY THING YOU TAKE FROM THIS ARTICLE.

What’s it like having a life utterly devoid of joy?

Oh my god, 2012 seems like a beautiful dream. Obama got re-elected and the Browns won five games that year! FIVE!!!

It is already five years ago. The anniversaries are part of the lore now.

My high school baseball team sold pies for a fundraiser one year. One kid pocketed all the money instead of giving it to the team. Then he left all the pies sitting in a garage when they were delivered, counting on it to stay cold. It didn’t, all the pies were ruined, and he had to pay back the money. The problem was,…

at least once every two weeks, when I hear about the Bucs struggling, I go “shit, who’s their coach again?” and eventually I end up googling it when my mind comes up blank.

lol’d way too hard at this

I would buy a Luck jersey, to start.

“Anyway, Donald gets wind of it and steals all their food.”

Syracuse is supposed to be a solid pick for the tournament, right?

When I heard Boeheim say, “The right is full of troublemakers,” I thought he was making a political statement.

Let he without mucous cast the first stone.

This looks like a very boring episode of Always Sunny...