Good luck, guy everybody’s girlfriend immediately hates upon meeting for the first time.

I guarantee you he is a Harbaughian dickhead behind closed doors.

No one named Brock is cool.

The last Brock we had in Denver didn’t workout so well.

Brock Olivo: “Excitement, uh, enthusiasm— that is very contagious.”

I feel like if he doesn’t make it as a football coach, he’ll be a very successful suicidal cult leader.

You don’t even realize what you’ve started by bringing chowder into this. People are going to be very angry.

Umm...when you use all caps, the proper spelling is “FOOTBAW.”

They’ve been to 4.

Donald Trump congratulated three white guys, ignored the white jewish guy and couldn’t think of one African-American Patriot team member. Then again, Steve Bannon could have written that tweet.

Pats fans should be sucking Goodell off for his destruction of the tapes. Whatever they saw was bad enough to the history of the NFL to necessitate immediate destruction or deal with every pats win having an asterisk.

Drew, you could just email Samer directly.

I thought you guys work in New York

Even their booing of Goodell is tainted. Everyone else hates him because of bullshit like punishing weed worse than domestic violence, covering up CTE, or arbitrary bullshit like punishing players for celebrating or wearing the wrong shoes.

I see the Why Your Team Sucks series has arrived early this year.

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Patriots Fans Mildly Amused as Tom Brady Lights Other City’s Dreams on Fire

“Marky Mark has to come up with an alibi for missing the rest of the game.”

[photoshop cadged from Twitter]

“Falcons pull a Hillary”