If you zoom in far enough, you can see tiny copies of Atlas Shrugged.

The man’s of turtle descent, not lizard- c’mon now. Makin’ us look bad; like we don’t care about intelligent design.

No, because that’s not what censorship is.

You’d think people who are technically conservatives would be OK with a business running as it pleases.

It’s no more censorship than my local newspaper refusing to run my ad for “Looking for two dead goats to fellate, while a professionally licensed nurse tends to my anal fissures, in the nude. I expect to ejaculate on the back of said nurse at a minimum of 3 times. No calls after 9pm, please.”

It boggles the mind that people like you butch about the constitution yet have no fucking clue what it actually says. Private companies can censor whatever the fuck they want

When you are not the government it is called “running your business.”

Yes, but Reddit is a privately owned operation so they can do whatever the fuck they want, thank god. They are under no obligation to give those shit-munchers a platform.

Can we all agree that Bill Simmons, regardless of current marriage status, should be the next Bachelor? Watching vapid women attempt to listen to his takes with a straight face would be primetime TV gold.

MCDONALDS

None. She is a top five greatest athlete of any gender.

“The coronation is over. The people of King’s Landing do not care about the Lannisters’ debts.”

Well look at the man with the golden fuckin’ sphincter over here guys.

Maybe you don’t understand that these people are after your liberties. That they are lying to your face. And think you are too stupid to know or care.

If Twitter somehow gained sentience I bet it would tell us that isn’t true, he has no friends.

Considering how much more time he spends treating the presidency like a high school popularity contest than his job? Probably.

You know I don’t usually go to Twitter for accuracy but they really got this one right. Plus it must twist the knife a little bit, Twitter is his only friend after all.

I await SB Nation’s longform apologia that suggests Mr. Price became violence only after he failed to make it as a writer for the New Yorker.

His rubbing his genitals in a woman’s face in college means he’s probably being positioned to be our president in 2024.

‘he hasn’t made much visible progress toward finding new football-based employment.’