I occasionally work at a day care. I now never want to have kids.

Having kids is a great idea for people who want to have kids. Otherwise, I wouldn’t recommend it.

My neighbors are retired and never had kids. They both look younger, healthier and happier than the people who live across the street, are half their age and have 2 kids. I’ll pass, thanks.

As opposed to being a judgemental arse who insists that I have a lesser life for not wanting shag trophies? I am not suited to being a parent. I am self centred, lack patience, find children annoying and enjoy my own freedom too much. I would not want to have children as I would give them a terrible upbringing. …

Have fun wiping up poop! I also love going on holiday when the flights are cheaper and the planes are less packed.

i’ve been asked a million times when i’m gonna squeeze out a kid and told ‘oh you’ll want it one day’ when i explain i’m not interested in the little shits. now i’m closer to 40 than 30 and i still don’t want ‘em. i’m good. this article is just yet another reminder of one reason why i’m happy with my choice.

This reminds me of the time when I shoved a little metal matchbox dirt bike in the ColecoVision expansion slot. I was old enough to remember this and remember trying like hell to get it out. I don’t think I ever did. The good news is that we never had anything that actually plugged into that slot, but damn if I…

Don’t want kids? Stop puttings “things” into other “things.”

Frankly, all I have to do to completely dissuade myself from ever having kids is looking back at my own childhood and how awful I (and literally all other children) was. But this isn’t hurting either.

AIDS concerts are awesome, Children’s concerts suck.

To quote Donald Glover, “The only difference is you can’t go to jail for accidentally dropping AIDS.”

Kids are the worst, and they have a pretty good chance of growing up to be assholes or idiots or both. At best, AT BEST, you are guaranteeing that they get to outlive you and grieve your death. Good job.

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PSA: You get pregnant if a baby bites you, avoid them at all costs.

Should have got a cat.

“Don’t have kids!”

That is incorrect, people will at least wear red ribbons and have benefit concerts for people with AIDS.

Children are sexually transmitted diseases, no different than herpes or AIDS.