In the Alternative Facts version of events, the Packers will be playing in the Super Bowl in two weeks. That’s good enough for me. #MNFLGA

Sucks to be those guys that rode out the bet on GB....

Looks like I picked the wrong week to roll over my bet on the Packers for the 9th time. But I have that good story.

The franchise kinds of dies with the fourth installment:

The Pats are amazing. The triumvirate of Brady, Belicheck, and Kraft’s politics are enough to hate the Patriots, but between the fan bae and the organization itself, the Pats have over and over again provided me with reasons to hate them. Keep up the good work.

Can’t melt steel dreams.

The murderer is in jail and won’t be a threat to anyone again.

I’m looking forward to the next one:

Patriots, Day 2: Ring The Belichick.

We’ve found Mike Tomlins burner!

Go pound chowdah.

“That wasn’t a false alarm. It was the alternate alarm.” KellyAnne Conway

Ughhh this is NOT how our accents work. I know we sound ridiculous but just be accurate about it!

Held without bail? He’s a fawckun’ political prisoner!

I’m sure that man was just saving a helpless Boston coed from the unwanted advances of Mr Roethlisberger.

Did he ring Le’Veon’s Bell?!!! OMG OMG LOL LMAO LMFORJFLA!

Incorrect. Now that he’s an official public figure, anything that goes out that may or may not be his official opinions are now a matter of public record, and thus subject to FOIA laws and blocks.

Also, this is Trump (and his supporters’) most fundamental misunderstanding - he no longer is a private citizen. Everything he does, he does with the full weight of the US military, treasury, healthcare system, etc behind it. This is why he shouldn’t be allowed to hold massive business interests, especially outside…

That would be fine if he were speaking as Donald Trump, private citizen. “I had cold leftover KFC for breakfast because I, Donald Trump, love me some greasy fast food,” is speaking as a private citizen.