It’s a game between a rapist and a handful of rape apologists. I’m rooting for team meteor.

yeah it’s that time of year when I must decide whether I want to cheer for a serial rapist to save us from Masshole Nation

I forgive those birdbrain Americans who elected Trump- they know not what they’ve done (although that’s about to change). But educated Americans who support Trump are outright American fascists, and rank among the most dangerous and sinister people on the planet. Fuck ‘em all..

Ugh, it’s a wall of shit either way. Pennsylvania voted for Trump and Big Ben is also a fan of Trump, Paul Ryan is Packer Fan and Atlanta is Atlanta.

Pats fan as well, I just tell myself I don’t care about them as people, just as football players/coaches/owners. Makes it easier. I don’t care to hear their opinions on anything other than football.

I’ve never wanted the Steelers to win any game since the final day of the regular season in 1995. I hate the Steelers.

Just your daily reminder to say “Fuck the Patriots”.

It’s okay, I am sure Belichick had someone tape it for him.

It’s OK. There was an independent NFL concussion observer at the game.

..much less nine / eleven.

I haven’t been this surprised by the outcome of an event in Miami involving Doors since 1969.

Carroll has run afoul of labyrinthine NFL rules

It’s really hard to get to Vegas when your Carr is broken down...

One the the few times Pete let a star player carry something of importance.

Oh sure, so Pete Carroll gets in trouble for his coverup but the government gets away with 9/11. SMH sheeple

He’s always been a jock-sniffer. Look how he tries to hang out with NFL owners, a group that refused to give him membership in their little club (but 25 years later let in Jimmy Fucking Haslam).

Trump probably just wanted to learn how boxers make their hands look so big.

I’m not exactly sure how to properly thank you for this great piece, so I will just say that I could read multiple novels written by you about hand-wrapping.

Let’s not go overboard.

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