“Baby Boomer Entitlement Reaches New Heights: Millionaire Coach Found Passed Out on Boat with Blonde and Unidentified Drinks A Week Before Crucial Game”

That’s a lot of work for something that makes absolutely no fucking sense.

Pete Carroll took it all when he was fired.

I imagine that when he’s not coaching football, Bill slows his heart rate down to 3-4 beats per minute, just enough to survive, and avoids all human interaction until the next practice.

The Titanic sunk exactly 104 years, 8 months and 18 days before OBJ took his boat ride. If that’s not enough proof, I don’t know what is.  

FWIW, Wisconsin may have been ahead of the curve in hitting new lows in its elected leaders, but the rest of the country seems to have caught up.

Trump hasn’t even been inaugurated yet, and already the peasantry is being forced to entertain the plutocracy in order to obtain their very sustenance.

Thursday night football, now on Saturday afternoon!

I take no small amount of delight in knowing Oakland’s Cinderella season was flushed away by the semen-and-blister-encrusted hands of Connor Cook.

I think a more accurate quote comes from Dance, Dance, Dance:

In fifth grade I got a D on a history test (I had not studied) and had to take it home and have my parents sign it. Instead, I told my mom we were studying hereditary traits, and our teacher asked us to get our parents signatures to compare to our own to see whether our handwriting was similar to one parent or the…

Meh. He deserved it. His name was Chad, after all.

I would trust a guy named poop_break on this topic.

My takeaway from the email of the week:

If I’m too lazy to delete emails, your goddamn right I’m too lazy to delete generic apps I never use.

I feel like you’re my commenter soul mate, I made almost that exact same Sisyphus comparison to a friend of mine, who then asked if that had any relation to syphilus.

How far does “Super Bowl-winning head coach” goodwill go?

His election is like something out of a Greek myth — he got exactly everything he didn’t want. He now has to live in a city he hates, surrounded by people who hate him, and spend his days in boring nerd-ass meetings and reading reams of dry reports prepared by other nerds. Imagine if Sisyphus could just step aside and…

I’ve been saying he doesn’t make it to two years since he got elected. He’s either gonna get indicted or quit. He didn’t want to do this shit in the first place.