“Baby Boomer Entitlement Reaches New Heights: Millionaire Coach Found Passed Out on Boat with Blonde and Unidentified Drinks A Week Before Crucial Game”

That’s a lot of work for something that makes absolutely no fucking sense.

Pete Carroll took it all when he was fired.

I imagine that when he’s not coaching football, Bill slows his heart rate down to 3-4 beats per minute, just enough to survive, and avoids all human interaction until the next practice.

Even this tree didn’t want too live through Trumps presidency

The Titanic sunk exactly 104 years, 8 months and 18 days before OBJ took his boat ride. If that’s not enough proof, I don’t know what is.  

FWIW, Wisconsin may have been ahead of the curve in hitting new lows in its elected leaders, but the rest of the country seems to have caught up.

Trump hasn’t even been inaugurated yet, and already the peasantry is being forced to entertain the plutocracy in order to obtain their very sustenance.

Now all we have to do is research what this behaviour and liking Batman Vs Superman have in common.

Thursday night football, now on Saturday afternoon!

I take no small amount of delight in knowing Oakland’s Cinderella season was flushed away by the semen-and-blister-encrusted hands of Connor Cook.

I think a more accurate quote comes from Dance, Dance, Dance:

You deserve a tremendous amount of stars for this post. Tremendous.

“The Jedi are trying to take over the Republic. It’s true, folks. I know more about the Force than Yoda, and I know what they’re planning, and believe me, it’s bad, people. Really bad. We gotta take them out first. They got a temple waaay too close to the Senate. Who knows what they’re planning in there? Trust me,…

In fifth grade I got a D on a history test (I had not studied) and had to take it home and have my parents sign it. Instead, I told my mom we were studying hereditary traits, and our teacher asked us to get our parents signatures to compare to our own to see whether our handwriting was similar to one parent or the…

Meh. He deserved it. His name was Chad, after all.

I would trust a guy named poop_break on this topic.

My takeaway from the email of the week:

How far does “Super Bowl-winning head coach” goodwill go?