If it’s any consolation, You can still rub baby oil on each other.

Well I am due for a colonoscopy. Maybe I can have them videotape it and watch. With the prep I figure I’d see less shit than watching this game.

Now those are words Talib by.

Aqib: when you’ve turned an Oakland Raider into a victim to sympathize with it might be time to examine your life choices.

Asked if he took all the trash ralk he engaged in with Talib personally, Crabtree replied, “Nah, he was just yankin’ my chain.”

This is the same explanation every bully in the world gives when confronted. They dodge agency and blame the victim for their actions. “He antagonized me by existing. He knew what would happen if he kept it up.” Fuck Aqib Talib.

Just tape your message on all the dumpsters behind restaurants. Tomsula will see it.

All the pieces for the big move to LA are falling nicely into place.

Even Jim Tomsula looks sideways at Inglewood. Especially given the racetrack has been torn down and he can’t look for dropped winning tickets anymore.

Clicked on this story to find Tomsula’s phone number because I need some alterations done on my grey suit and I hear his work is okay and his rates are good. But of course, his phone number is nowhere to be found. More fucking clickbait.

Tomsula: Unlike old shoes, plastic shopping bags, and packing foam, there’s not much you can do with Philip Rivers.

Jim Tomsula took over as the troll under the Golden Gate Bridge, not sure there is reception down there.

This kind of behavior will get you shot outside of a strip club.

I’m starting to get the impression that Talib may not be a nice person. 

Can I give it back...

Oh yeah! Well at least FSU doesn’t have a history with rapey quarterba-

You think he’s a hybrid? You’re a jackass.

His special brand of ‘I can’t put my finger on why you suck, but you suck’ brand of quarterbacking has Bears written all over it.

On first snap, he’s going to shatter into a million glittering motes of light, and every one present will stop to watch the beautiful sparks drift skyward while the sunday night football theme blares off-key on loop. Eventually the motes, which turn out to be potent carcinogens, coalesce in the jet streams and poison…

Hey, now, there’s a decent chance Romo will be on IR by week four in Arizona instead of being on IR in Cleveland, Chicago, Denver, or New York. A guy like Tony Romo has the ability to get put on IR almost anywhere. Don’t limit him and the things he’s capable of not doing.